March 2, 2012

And the list of awesome stuff in Skyrim just keeps growing up.

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November 29, 2011

More stuff that makes SKYRIM a hard candidate for GOTY: Paralel world with weird color scheme where dead people goes, check, giants that send you to the stratosphere, check, putting a bucket in people’s head is a way of cheating, check, horses that defy gravity, check, and now little child that sends assassins for you.

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November 26, 2011

Oh glorious Skyrim, your greatness knows no end.

criminallyincompetent:

gradamit:

mistomaxo:

princessrabbitears:

deckerdent:

I killed a shopkeeper of a general store and I wanted him back, and through dicking around in the console I discovered I can’t revive him without his body.

But I killed him a week ago gametime, so his body’s obviously gone by now!

I thought I would be smart, and teleport myself to his body and see where he is

BIG

MISTAKE

I’M NOW IN THIS PURPLE AND GREEN ROOM FULL OF NAKED PEOPLE / CORPSES / COFFINS + THE SHOPKEEPER THAT I REVIVED + SOME GUY WHO’S ALIVE BUT ALSO NAKED?

SKYRIM WHY WOULD YOU EVEN HAVE A CORPSE / NAKED PEOPLE ROOM? WHY, WHAT REASON DO YOU HAVE FOR HAVING A ROOM LIKE THIS

THE DOORS AREN’T EVEN DOORWAYS IF YOU GO THROUGH YOU FALL INTO AN ABYSS

GOD WHAT

were their eyes too realistic and/or bleeding…

I think skyrim has a whole bunch of hidden things that people wern’t spose to find for like years

am I the only one getting seriously disturbed by this

(Source: tigerator, via chelseaheckagaming)

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November 26, 2011

Arkham city GOTY..so far

So far my GOTY. Words can’t begin to explain how much i’m loving this. If the first one was a love letter to Batman ( it was) this one is ..like, a bigger love letter, FUCK YEAH METAPHORS!

The ammount of detail, the pleasant experience of exploring Arkham city, meeting characters, seeing things…it’s like Fallout new vegas and Arkham Assylum got drunk and had a beatiful, beatiful, baby.

The fighting system is as perfect as ever, easy to play, hard to master, and more addictive than a fucking pinball machine.

But i have Dead Space 2, Deus Ex: HR, Uncharted 3( the campaign) waiting for me…let’s see what happens.

Gonna get Skyrim once Bethesda fix that lag with the save state problem in the ps3. Godamnit Bethesda, you can’t get your shit together but i can’t stay mad at you.