I played the three first games and finally got around playing and ending Resident Evil 4. I learned that:

- Helicopters are a fucking terrible idea. Stay the fuck away of them ( unless i’m a main character).

- If i ever become a Resident Evil boss i will be sure to never transform to my monster form ( Specially if it’s a giant monster). Look: Saddler was a invincible fucking motherfucker, quick, with sharp tentacles under his hood, and a lot of hair in his head..then  became a giant monster and ..what a a pussy. Same for Salazar and his bodyguards, same for Krauser…the human forms were much more menacing and effective at kicking my sorry ass, while the monster forms were a bunch of giant, slow and innefective shotting practice moving..things.

- Fucking loved resident Evil 4, my favorite game in the series. Shit has everything: crazy cultists, horrible creatures, bad dialogue. Just like daddy likes.

- Salazar was a dissapointg boss but easily my favorite antagonist in the game. “Mr. Kennedy !…weeelcome”.

- Fucking Merchant, i loved that guy. he better survived, or else…

- I can see why RE4 is one of the most important games in the 2000s. It’s the gran daddy of Dead Space and a lot of TPS. My respect.

- I’m convinced, Leon Kennedy can bitchslap Kratos. He is the action man.

A true classic.

Dead Space creators believe that horrible abominations are scary. Makes sense to me. I will add them to my own list of scary stuff.